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'Finally, everything is back to normal!'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Arf! Arf!'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

Mohammad's motors

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Crocodile

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

High tide.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'I'm really thirsty.'

"Efficiency tombs available"

Lighthouse

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

Scarecrow.