Boat Dweller T-Shirts

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Arf! Arf!'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Watching Sea Life.

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Honey, I'm home.'

New York Scatological Society

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"They migrate here each summer."

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

A bricklayer building a tree

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."