Underwater Dweller T-Shirts

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Arf! Arf!'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Come and get it!"

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

High tide.

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Turtle Home

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Early American Think tank

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

Scuba Diving Devil

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

Beach

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

A Bubble of Countryside.

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

Castaway reading a magazine from a bottle

Computer Gamers.

Santa in the off-season.

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"