Underwater Dweller Gifts

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Arf! Arf!'

"Come and get it!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

High tide.

Turtle Home

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Scuba Diving Devil

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

A Bubble of Countryside.

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

Early American Think tank

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

Beach

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Castaway reading a magazine from a bottle

Computer Gamers.

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"