Underground Dweller Gifts

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Come and get it!"

Naked Mole Rat

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Upper West Side Story

Going Down?

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Tortured Plank

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"Thank you."

Skimming out star reflections

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

"Scat!"

An ellipsis in the sky

Homing Beatnik