Living Underground Gifts

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Naked Mole Rat

Going Down?

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

Homing Beatnik

Subway Library

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."

"It means taking a healthy pay cut, but my dad has decided to stay at home and lock himself in the basement."

'It's been taken care of.'

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'

'I don't like this. . .'

Blues musicians who never found their audience

Speleologist

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."