Living Underground T-Shirts

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Naked Mole Rat

Going Down?

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

Homing Beatnik

Subway Library

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."

"It means taking a healthy pay cut, but my dad has decided to stay at home and lock himself in the basement."

'It's been taken care of.'

'I don't like this. . .'

Speleologist

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

Blues musicians who never found their audience

"The time will come, son, when you will move out of the basement and into a basement apartment of your own."