Subterranean Dweller T-Shirts

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Going Down?

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

Tortured Plank

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

Skimming out star reflections

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"You see? That noise you heard was just the man-monster Daddy cobbled together using stolen cadaver parts."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"I negotiated. He's going to let us suffocate in our own ennui!"

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.

"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."

"It means taking a healthy pay cut, but my dad has decided to stay at home and lock himself in the basement."

Speleologist

Man clears up wrapping paper with a leaf blower.

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

'This 'chicken' stuff isn't bad -- it tastes like dinosaur!'