Subterranean Dweller Pillows

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Going Down?

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

Tortured Plank

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

Skimming out star reflections

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"You see? That noise you heard was just the man-monster Daddy cobbled together using stolen cadaver parts."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

"I negotiated. He's going to let us suffocate in our own ennui!"

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.

"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."

"It means taking a healthy pay cut, but my dad has decided to stay at home and lock himself in the basement."

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

Man clears up wrapping paper with a leaf blower.

Speleologist