Underground Traveler Gifts

'Put it away, you're fooling nobody.'

Using public transport- only protected

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Naked Mole Rat

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Going Down?

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

Busking during a pandemic

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

Homing Beatnik

Subway Library

"This guilt complex is killing me!"

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

'They come down here to smoke.'

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

A Heated Argument

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

"Except moles, madam."

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

"A banker?! But that means you don't even HAVE a soulll. . . Damn it - for once the human wins."

Blues musicians who never found their audience

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?