Underground Traveler Gifts

'Put it away, you're fooling nobody.'

Using public transport- only protected

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Naked Mole Rat

Going Down?

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Busking during a pandemic

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

"This guilt complex is killing me!"

Homing Beatnik

Subway Library

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

A Heated Argument

'They come down here to smoke.'

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

"Except moles, madam."

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'

"A banker?! But that means you don't even HAVE a soulll. . . Damn it - for once the human wins."

Summer in Hell

Speleologist