Underground Travel Gifts

'I don't like this. . .'

The end of the world is nigh.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Naked Mole Rat

Going Down?

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

Streetcar in New Orleans

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

We're barely gonna make it!

Female showering under a watered hanging basket using Body Shop products.

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

Pigeon Fashion

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

Subway Library

Homing Beatnik

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"Looks like Claes Oldenburg is in his gigantic, inflatable fire-hydrant phase."

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

Must be one of those underground bands.

'It's been taken care of.'

"A banker?! But that means you don't even HAVE a soulll. . . Damn it - for once the human wins."