Underground Travel Gifts

'I don't like this. . .'

The end of the world is nigh.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Naked Mole Rat

Going Down?

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Streetcar in New Orleans

We're barely gonna make it!

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

Female showering under a watered hanging basket using Body Shop products.

Subway Library

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

Homing Beatnik

Pigeon Fashion

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

Hi, sign a petition for better working conditions? Hello, sign a petition for better working conditions?

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

"Looks like Claes Oldenburg is in his gigantic, inflatable fire-hydrant phase."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

Must be one of those underground bands.

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'