Underground Thrill Seekers Gifts

Friday night at the highly illegal flea fights in La Paz, Bolivia.

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

Naked Mole Rat

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Going Down?

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Subway Library

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Homing Beatnik

'Step one inexploring a newly discovered cave- wade thru the bat guano.'

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

"I know the stew has clumps of dirt!" What do you expect living in this hole?"

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.

Blues musicians who never found their audience

'I don't like this. . .'

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

statue in park: 'Arnold P. Rossiter, a local boy who went to the big city and made it big... and now he's back home, flipping burgers, just like we always said he would.'

Speleologist