Underground Vibes Seeker Gifts

Yo, Twitchy

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Colonial Larrysburg.

George Michael

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Disco Owls

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Old Book Smell

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Robert Johnson

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Gustave Charpentier

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

If this van's a rockin'...

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

'Old blue-screen's back!'

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"Never too old to rock and roll."

John Lennon

Happy Hour at Harry's

Cassandra Wilson

"Something's happening. I saw someone drinking a Manhattan today."

'That vintage reminded Harlow of his worst year in the market.'