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"I think he was a celebrity."

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Colonial Larrysburg.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Disco Owls

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Robert Johnson

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Gustave Charpentier

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"Never too old to rock and roll."

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

Happy Hour at Harry's

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

"Something's happening. I saw someone drinking a Manhattan today."

'That vintage reminded Harlow of his worst year in the market.'

Cassandra Wilson