Rustic Vibe Seeker T-Shirts

"Geoffrey's rewilding."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"I think he was a celebrity."

Pina Coladas

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Colonial Larrysburg.

George Michael

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Old Book Smell

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Disco Owls

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Robert Johnson

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

Gustave Charpentier

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

If this van's a rockin'...

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Ziggy Wombat

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

'Old blue-screen's back!'

"Never too old to rock and roll."

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

"Something's happening. I saw someone drinking a Manhattan today."