Underground Exploration Gifts

"It doesn't bother me that my eyesight is not very good: It's pitch black in my tunnels anyway..."

"Welcome to the future"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Alien David statue

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Marshmallows

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Here be dragons.

A boy acting suspiciously

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'