Underwater Exploration Gifts

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

'Oh Crud!'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'Yes, you're right: Circling the prey might be the simplest...'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

'Something's wrong here.'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

"I think he's trying to fit in."

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

La cage aux folles

Your ability to work under pressure is evident.

Snorkeling Elephants

"Welcome."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

"She's lost a contact lens again!"

10.378 BC: Zuk Ironthal developed the first diving suit.

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

USS Party Time.

The totally unreasoned James Cameron...

"Captain, it looks like there`s a situation developing."

Submarine Catflap

"Sure beats swimming!"

Underwater Music

'-about our sea view.....'

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

Diver about to speargun a fish is about to be speared by a spearfish.

Tattooist underwater copying an anchor.

Underwater Hospital

'It's a magnificent property, tracing back to Ancient Greece...'

There goes the neighbourhood.

Sid the squid was an expert escapologist!

Scuba diver/bubbles