Ocean Exploration Gifts

Lawyer, lawyer! Get out of the water!

Octopus Lady

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

Scuba Diver using laptop under water.

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

'I'm out of air, the shark has my leg,I have the bends, you can be such a whiner!'

'Congratulations! You have been chosen...'

'Why can't you just get in the water like everyone else?!'

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Shark screaming at the sight of a diver.

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'Look, this one comes with a toothpick!'

Discovery.

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

The remarkably versatile Swiss Army shark, one of the true wonders of evolution.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

A surfer has lost his surfboard and ended up riding a large shark.

'Every time he tells this story the Fisherman gets smaller.'

A whale gets its first close look at plankton.

Penguins surfing

'What's all the fuss about? We've been social networking for years.'

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

'Let's just say he had a shock when he tried to catch me...'

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'

'Wow! It even has it's own Crows Nest complete with lookout!'

'Don't let him intimidate you - you're as high on the foodchain as he'

"How's the game of hide and seek going?"

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

'I can't spend the afternoon with you guys, my wide wants me to help her in the garden: It's full of sea-weeds...'

'Something tells me we're close!'

'Now slow down for a minute...I can hear you just fine, but what does 'Gargle! Gulp, Gargle!' mean?'