Marine Exploration Gifts

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

'They say it's unsinkable.'

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

Oil prices are so low that a Submarine goes down to the bottom of the sea and finds a barrel.

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

Cutaway drawing of an aircraft carrier.

New to the vessel, professor Yomp still says 'Ahoy' a lot, an awful lot!

'It looks fishy to me.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Deep sea fishing

Polar bear and submarine

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Look what I found, dad!"

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

A Preschool of Fish

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Batman O' War

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Shark infested custard!

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'