Nautical Exploration Gifts

'She went down 80 years ago, and there's still a line to get to the wine bar.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"Rising sea levels."

'Help.'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

"When I said drop the anchor I meant outside the yacht."

"Dammit, Louie! Can't you read a @$% tide chart!?"

Submarine and Mermaid

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Captain in a storm

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Slip Ahoy!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Moustached gentleman