Underwater Exploration Pillows

'Oh Crud!'

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'Yes, you're right: Circling the prey might be the simplest...'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Something's wrong here.'

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Snorkeling Elephants

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

10.378 BC: Zuk Ironthal developed the first diving suit.

"She's lost a contact lens again!"

"Welcome."

"I think he's trying to fit in."

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

Your ability to work under pressure is evident.

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

Diver about to speargun a fish is about to be speared by a spearfish.

USS Party Time.

Tattooist underwater copying an anchor.

'-about our sea view.....'

Underwater Hospital

'It's a magnificent property, tracing back to Ancient Greece...'

There goes the neighbourhood.

Sid the squid was an expert escapologist!

Scuba diver/bubbles

Roy's Scuba School 6 Fathoms.

"Yeah yeah, good one, like I haven't heard it before: yes, I'm a bottom feeder."

Underwater Music

Mermaid

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

"Sure beats swimming!"

Submarine Catflap