Deep Sea Exploration Gifts

"OK, he's hooked–now reel him in."

'When Roger died, a little light went out.'

"Did you repair the hole in the ... never mind."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Captain in a storm

'The Questioner'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Touché"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Batman O' War

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Shark infested custard!

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Guide fish.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Welcome."

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"