Underground Dweller Mugs

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Come and get it!"

Naked Mole Rat

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Going Down?

Upper West Side Story

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

Tortured Plank

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"Thank you."

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

Skimming out star reflections

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

"Scat!"

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."