Basement Dweller Mugs

"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

"It means taking a healthy pay cut, but my dad has decided to stay at home and lock himself in the basement."

"The time will come, son, when you will move out of the basement and into a basement apartment of your own."

"Jody, some nice men from the C.I.A. hope you can tell them what the Russians are up to in Syria."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

'You live in your parents' basement. Don't you think calling it your 'lair' is pretentious?'

'Do you get out of the basement much?'

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Shakespeare Street

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Upper West Side Story

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Cat and Broom

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"