Bubble Dweller Gifts

'I said, any other tips on avoiding stress?'

"Have a good day at school, and don't worry about the killer virus."

A Bubble of Countryside.

"One day Merle decided he had enough of politics."

Computer Gamers.

sanitiser chasers

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Club Antisocial

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

Office slaves.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Inout baskets.

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Computer monitor for a head.

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

It's a dogs life

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

'I wish I was creative'

Working 9 to 5.

Desk sign reads: Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

"O.K., if you put it that way."

Bagpipes in the bath.