Shell Dweller Gifts

"Well, I want to talk."

Turtle Home

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

A man rakes a tree

Crocodile

Opening the Barrel

Mohammad's motors

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Christmas tree exchange

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

'I'm really thirsty.'

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

Wine: New & Old!!!

"Efficiency tombs available"

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

"That's his answer to everything!"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Life on cloud 8

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'