Comfy Shell Dweller Gifts

"You should get out more."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Big screen TV.

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Opening the Barrel

"Come and get it!"

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Biting Slippers.

Turtle Home

Wine: New & Old!!!

"That's his answer to everything!"

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

Early American Think tank

'Mongo - litter box!'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Sleeping in skis.

"God, I love the smell of sunblock in the morning."

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.