Comfy Shell Dweller Prints

"You should get out more."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Big screen TV.

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Opening the Barrel

"Come and get it!"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Biting Slippers.

Wine: New & Old!!!

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

"That's his answer to everything!"

Turtle Home

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Early American Think tank

A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'Mongo - litter box!'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Sleeping in skis.

"God, I love the smell of sunblock in the morning."

Cave Sale! We're evolving - everything must go.

Goldfish in Bowl, "And this is the sitting room and the bedroom and the toilet and...."