Comfy Sofa Dweller Prints

Big screen TV.

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Carpet Cows

The new fall content.

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

Biting Slippers.

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Exercise vs Laxative.

A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

"Comfy?"

Sleeping in skis.

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

'Mongo - litter box!'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

Chillaxing!

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

"There's nothing wrong with me, I just really like this couch."

"This love seat stinks!"

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."