Comfy Furniture Lover Prints

Goldilocks discovers Father Bear's recliner.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

The Common Sutra.

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Exercise vs Laxative.

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

Easy Listening for lazy people.

Dog cradles bone, baby cradles blanket, boy cradles teddy bear and father cradles TV remote.

Sale. We need something that will meet our growing backsides.

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"Comfy?"

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

"Is your new boyfriend sleep-friendly?"

"There's nothing wrong with me, I just really like this couch."

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

'She thinks she's the cat's meow just because she was on Antiques Roadshow.'

'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!'

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

"Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable..."

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

"It was cute when the cat just played with a ball of wool, but this is getting out of hand."

'Oh, for heaven's sake! We had him declawed, but he's still destroying furniture as much as ever!'

"I can't open the spreadsheet. I'm having technical difficulties."