Comfy Furniture Lover Gifts

Goldilocks discovers Father Bear's recliner.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Exercise vs Laxative.

Easy Listening for lazy people.

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"Comfy?"

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

'She thinks she's the cat's meow just because she was on Antiques Roadshow.'

'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!'

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

"Is your new boyfriend sleep-friendly?"

"There's nothing wrong with me, I just really like this couch."

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

"Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable..."

"It was cute when the cat just played with a ball of wool, but this is getting out of hand."

"It's your new IKEA store, sign here."

'I'm looking for a coffee table to match this book.'

"I can't open the spreadsheet. I'm having technical difficulties."