Comfy Couch Lover Prints

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

"You need fresh air and exercise ..."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

The Common Sutra.

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Exercise vs Laxative.

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

"There's the remote!"

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Dog cradles bone, baby cradles blanket, boy cradles teddy bear and father cradles TV remote.

"Comfy?"

'Hon...Why do we have tumbleweed rolling across the living room floor?' 'That's not tumbleweed...The dog is shedding again.'

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"There's nothing wrong with me, I just really like this couch."

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

Ned was having the most fabulous dream! He was wrapped up, snug as a bug in a rug, that is until...

We never go out anymore.

Some people who watch reality shows take notes.

"Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable..."

"Obsessive complacent disorder"

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

Goldilocks discovers Father Bear's recliner.

"I am doing something about all the snow. I'm hoping for an early spring."

'Boy, glad i'm not out there amongst all that driving rain!'

"Our toilet is running again. Maybe you should take a lesson and run once in a while."

"I just want to be comfortable, no matter how temporary."