Comfy Couch Enthusiast Prints

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

"I just want to be comfortable, no matter how temporary."

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I'm having a pajama day."

Moving in

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

The Common Sutra.

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"Infinity scarf"

Baby blanket.

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Eventual Motion Machine

"C'mere, space heater."

Exercise vs Laxative.

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

"There's the remote!"

Easy Listening for lazy people.

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

"Comfy?"

You know you're getting old when....

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.