Cozy Couch Connoisseur Prints

She says my feet stink. What do you think, Goldie?

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Binge Watch

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Goal!"

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

The Common Sutra.

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Bats with blankets.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I see a couch."

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

Staycation Photos

E-Z Livin'

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'The best part about working from home is NOT working from home.'