Comfy Furniture Admirer Prints

"Is your new boyfriend sleep-friendly?"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Man's best friends."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Chilly baby.

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

Exercise vs Laxative.

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

"Gracie, people don't understand how hard things used to be. Sure, we can be green and throw out the washing machines...but then we'd have to load up the dirty clothes, drive the car to the river, and wash everything with rocks!"

Easy Listening for lazy people.

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

Office furniture solutions.

'Now, that's what I call a deathbed!'

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

"Miss Frimley? Could you fetch me a bigger chair?"

"Reproduction furniture."