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"Is your new boyfriend sleep-friendly?"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Man's best friends."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Chilly baby.

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

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"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

I see

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

Exercise vs Laxative.

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

"Gracie, people don't understand how hard things used to be. Sure, we can be green and throw out the washing machines...but then we'd have to load up the dirty clothes, drive the car to the river, and wash everything with rocks!"

"Ah, sweatpants."

Easy Listening for lazy people.

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

Dog cradles bone, baby cradles blanket, boy cradles teddy bear and father cradles TV remote.

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

"Reproduction furniture."

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

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"Miss Frimley? Could you fetch me a bigger chair?"

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