Bubble Dweller Pillows

'I said, any other tips on avoiding stress?'

"Have a good day at school, and don't worry about the killer virus."

A Bubble of Countryside.

"One day Merle decided he had enough of politics."

Computer Gamers.

sanitiser chasers

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

Club Antisocial

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

Office slaves.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Inout baskets.

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

Computer monitor for a head.

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

It's a dogs life

Working 9 to 5.

'I wish I was creative'

"O.K., if you put it that way."

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'

Bagpipes in the bath.

Office Weather