Seaside Dweller Gifts

'How'd you get my shell phone number?'

A Little Family Breeze.

"You're exactly what I'm looking for in a man."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Arf! Arf!'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Mermaid Art

Mohammad's motors

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

Feeling for shells

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Sandy Floss

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Child with doll in the sea

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

'I'm really thirsty.'

"Efficiency tombs available"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Get a rockpool!

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

High tide.

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

There it is – my dream beach house.

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'