Seaside Lover Gifts

'Wow! And I can hear the vineyard!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Sally sells seashells by the seashore. . . .without a permit.

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

"Frank doesn't like to waste a minute of his vacation."

Fortune telling

Sandy Floss

"The tide is out right now. Please leave your name and number..."

"I warned him about sucking in his stomach so much."

'I'm not surprised it doesn't work, it's a litterbin!'

'Where's he off to? He's got himself a job as a deck chair attendant at a nudist beach.'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"I'm NOT stalking you, miss - you're standing on my flippers!"

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'I wish you wouldn't talk with your mouth full!'

The Cliff Whites of Dover

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Thank-you God.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Working Holiday

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Surf Casting

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Lazy Octopus

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."