Coastal Lover Gifts

Joe, the Lighthouse Keeper

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

'I think I'll retire from the CIA to some nice secret little covert beach.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Working Holiday

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Surf Casting

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Lazy Octopus

Pina Coladas

Iliadette.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Sunbathers.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Try me/try me/try me...

"Privates Beach"