Coastal Lover Pillows

Joe, the Lighthouse Keeper

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

'I think I'll retire from the CIA to some nice secret little covert beach.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Working Holiday

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Pina Coladas

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

The Dubloon Stops Here

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Surf Casting

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Iliadette.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Sunbathers.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'I blame global warming!'