Coastal Traveler Pillows

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Holiday time.

Desert Island Meals.

Local Knowledge

Pina Coladas

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

PIna Colada

Desert Island Fantasies

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

Sandy Floss

Neurotics in the tropics

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

'Two for French Polynesia.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

"Ambitions... to fly away to a tropical paradise."

Single men in Tahiti

High tide.

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

Working Holiday.

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

Lighthouse

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'