Coastal Travel Pillows

Lighthouse switch

Local Knowledge

Holiday time.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Try me/try me/try me...

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'It always great to get away from it all.'

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Sandy Floss

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Ever Given

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Really Early Vikings

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Lighthouse

Replacement Lighthouse

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

The Old Man and the Noodle.

"Delivery."

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

Overweight Passenger on a Boat