Coastal Activities Pillows

'Maybe we should have had a feasibility study for underground parking by the pier.'

Local Knowledge

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

Leak in the fish tank.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

A man plays golf by the sea

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

Wish you were steer!

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'I win!'

Sandy Floss

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"He lives in a block of flats"

Where the Wild Things Summer

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"I like fountains very much!"

Tsunami Evac Route

Built and Built without a permit.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Surfing alien.

When staffing agencies screw up.

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

Crabbing