Harbor Activities Pillows

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Lawnmower

Leak in the fish tank.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"I like fountains very much!"

Coastguard

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

Seaside

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

Have a very piratical Birthday

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

Pearl Fishers

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

The synchronized shower event.

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

"Arrr! This X marks the buried treature and this X marks a safe social distance!"

Boating Reflection

"That is six feet."

Making Sandcastles