Harbor Master Pillows

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

He left without paying the docking fees? Yep -- That's why we call him "the skipper"!

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

"I asked for a Hexagon and you built me a pentagon - of course you cut corners!"

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Cheese Plaiters.

'How about a game of cards?'

Ron began to feel that Gina was taking their relationship a bit too seriously.

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

The Lecture.

'Just think, I could be taking you to your bridge game if we had bought that bass boat.'

"Lawyers and rats fleeing the ship; that can't be good."

I don't care if all your friends are going around, you're not going anywhere until your chores are done.

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Fish Traps/Lure.

'Antonio said we'd know which was his. Wait! That must be it!'

Harbor Inspection Bureau. Well, it's time for the pier review again.

You're stopping me for sailing & drinking? No sweat. I can swim in a strait line!

"You call this a knot?"

The Fiddler crab.

Fisherman mending his net.

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

Give a man a fish and he'll eat of one day; teach a man to fish and he'll stink for the ret of his life.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

How come Joe never takes his boat out? His wife never lets him get aweigh with anything.