Maritime Master Pillows

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"He's a keeper!"

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

Ever Given

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"International trade"

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"