Maritime Officer Pillows

'Well are you interested in me explaining the Costa Concordia Disaster to you, or not, Margery?'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Military Medals

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Sailor in Car.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Sea weed harvest.

UNFADED GLORY

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Moustached gentleman

Lost around a military base.

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

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