Maritime Safety Officer Pillows

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Sea weed harvest.

"Careful."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Safety Barriers

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Fire door.

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"I'm going in."

No Smoking.

Decontamination

Lab safety Rule No. 1

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.