Maritime Safety Officer Pillows

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Sea weed harvest.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"Careful."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Safety Barriers

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Fire door.

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Lab safety Rule No. 1

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

"I'm going in."

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."