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'Ramming speed sailor.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"International trade"

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

Ever Given

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Rats leave a launching ship.

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Coastguard

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Lighthouse

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

Lighthouse switch

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

"Tariff war"

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Suez canal blocking.

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

Ship

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

"Looks like it's getting a bit choppy out there."