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'Ramming speed sailor.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Sea weed harvest.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Ever Given

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"International trade"

Rats leave a launching ship.

Suez Canal Curse

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Coastguard

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Lighthouse

I told myself I wasn't going to cry at his funeral

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"Tariff war"

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

Lighthouse switch

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

The boat anchor which reaches the bottom of the world

Coal Trucks at Limehouse

Suez canal blocking.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.